Every shitty woman deserves a shitty man.
“Every woman deserves a man who calls her baby”
Any imbecile who listens to Nickelback and has a wing on his car can call his girlfriend “baby”.
“…kisses her like he means it”
…kisses her like he means it or means it when he kisses her?
“…holds her like he never wants to let her go”
“…doesn’t cheat or lie”
Not cheating and not lying does not a good boyfriend/husband/life partner make.
“…Wipes her tears when she cries”
Right after he backhands her, takes a swig of Jack Daniels and says “Stop crying, you crying whore.”
“…doesn’t make her jealous of other women”
Jealousy is in the eye of the beholder. Have some self-confidence.
“…instead makes other women jealous of her”
I’m getting dumber.
“…is not scared to let his friends know how he really feels about her”
“Hey Dave….my girlfriend bitches constantly. I have to get away. Help me?” (puts gun and shovel in trunk)
“…lets her know how much he really loves her”
How much does he love her? I see no clarification.
“Re-post if you agree”
No, thank you. Please get less stupid.
Posted on Monday, 12 December 2011
- logandoe posted this